Wrighty's Dance

Yesterday I was determined to be a part of Live From Studio Five. My plan was simply to flood them with emails on every subject they discussed in the show.

The first topic of the day was 'Is Brucie too old to present Strictly'. I cunningly disguised myself as a 72 year old man, as I thought this may increase my chances of getting a mention. This is the email I sent:

Dear Wrighty, Melinda and Sir Alan Sugar's friend

Love the show, and the topics, but mainly I like the show.

Regarding the primary topic of the day, I think Brucie is definetlly too old to present Strictly, why not give the job to Wrighty? Or is he older than Brucie?

I'm sorry, I'm a little old myself (72 and a half) and occasionally lose my sense of judging a humans age. I'm sure Wrighty understands being a distinguished gentleman himself.

In fact, I once asked what turned out to be a eleven year old child what he did during the war! But in my defence he was wearing a top hat and filling out a pensions claim form. Thinking about it, he may have been quite old, I just can't remember.

Anyway I must be going, as while writing this e-letter I'm missing the show. Did I mention I love the show? Well I do, I really do.

I will now sign off with my name in the time honoured fashion, where are my manners?

Here they are

Kindest regards

Love the show

I really do

Alex

Well they only bloody read it out! Well not all of it, just the third line. Kate read it off of a print out though, so I can only hope they read the rest of it.

Wrighty's reaction was mixed. He initially said that he couldn't host Strictly due to his bad ankle, he clearly thinks Brucie shows off some acrobatics while he's hosting the show. After some persuasion, Wrighty changed his tune and thought that he would be the perfect host for the show. He battled through his ankle pain to give us a vulgar hip gyration. The cameraman slowly zoomed in on his swaying groin as we went to the break, I was crying with laughter.

I'll be sending in some more emails today in the hope of making Wrighty do some more dancing, simple pleasures.